"That would be the BEST DAY! Ang would knock out a cow and we'd eat it!" -Arun
"Is your computer making sexual advances toward you?" -Tony
"I don't care about wind blowing through trees, you eighty year old moron" -Tony
"With that tan-in-a-bottle shit" -Arun
"That's a shaky palm tree. That's funny." -Leah

I love my roommates.