"A forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating."

Oh, the joys of BFF heartbreak continue. Their loss; our necessarily imposed distance. It really all will be ok. Besides, how much more time do you have now for [check all that apply]:

[] friends
[] family
[] roommates/ex-roommates
[] work
[] career planning
[] leisure reading
[] going to the gym
[] climbing
[] cooking
[] cleaning
[] catching up on museum exhibits
[] beach
[] morning swims
[] painting
[] bargain shopping
[] self reflection
[] helping a friend engage in self-discovery
[] being that shoulder to cry on because, let's be honest, misery loves company

So what if those date invitations seem uninviting. Or those semi-almost relationships (with guys of non-disclosable age) disappear as quickly as they fell into your lap. We wouldn't have it any other way. No matter how superficially uppity those who have it the other way seem to carry on.

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Waitin', watchin' the clock, it's four o'clock, it's got to stop
Tell him, take no more, she practices her speech
As he opens the door, she rolls over...
Pretends to sleep as he looks her over
She lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man...
She dreams in color, she dreams in red, can't find a better man...
Can't find a better man (2x)
Ohh...

Talkin' to herself, there's no one else who needs to know...
She tells herself, oh...
Memories back when she was bold and strong
And waiting for the world to come along...
Swears she knew it, now she swears he's gone
She lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man...
She dreams in color, she dreams in red, can't find a better man...
She lies and says she still loves him, can't find a better man...
She dreams in color, she dreams in red, can't find a better man...
Can't find a better man (2x)
Yeah...

She loved him, yeah...she don't want to leave this way
She needs him, yeah...that's why she'll be back again
Can't find a better man (3x)
Can't find a better...man...
Ohh...ohh...
Uh huh... (5x)
Ohh...