Don't get me wrong...

...I love Apple and everything Apple has to offer. I love my DropChan, JayTee, and JayDee (the iPod, my first laptop, and my desktop, respectively). I even love my work computer, even though it's name is a bit boring (g4achan).

However... who the f*ck designed computer casing out of ALUMINUM? Isn't aluminum one of the most malleable hard materials we have out there? Like, yes, I'd like my coke can of a computer to be extremely portable so I can transport it everywhere I go.

Granted, I admit I am too much of a klutz to really be around nice things for an extended period of time. But I merely knocked the battery off my desk. And who designed the freakin' battery cover to extend PAST the battery? The old ones you could totally throw around. They were GREAT. And weren't fire hazards. (ok, they were fire hazards as well, but that's not Apple's fault)

Long story short (actually, long story still long), I needle-nosed pliered my battery cover back into place. It ain't pretty, but at least it works.