Disclaimer: This is just a fun little semi-superficial exercise I choose to engage in. To all the potential husbands out there, do not let this deter you. Good god I sound like Mell... :)

Reasons why Randall is my ideal man (feel free to add):
1. He's SO ROSS, but won't admit it.
2. I fit 9/10 of his "What makes a woman attractive list." Next on my agenda: learn how to drive stick.
3. He's childishly funny, yet captivatingly profound.
4. He's interested in the complexities of the human brain, both physical and superphysical.
5. He has a true appreciation for his background and his future.
6. He's a Bruin.
7. My parents would actually approve for once.

to be continued...